An Englishman, an Australian, and a Scotsman were all drinking in a bar, and by a strange coincidence a fly landed in each on of their drinks. The Englishman gets out his penknife and lifts the fly out of his drink with the blade. The Aussie picks up his glass and blows the fly out with the foam. The Scotsman picks up the fly with his thumb and index finger, holds it over his glass, shakes the insect and yells "Spit it oot, ye wee bassa!" (2014-04-16)
2014 Ramsden Cup Final, Raith Rovers defeat Rangers 1:0. Happy days are here again!